Rants, Rules & Recipes

An Effort to End Nutritional Ignorance

RANT: Cheese and Chocolate

CHEESE AND CHOCOLATE

Cheese

Maybe not together. But I want both, daily. I never want chocolate for breakfast. I always want it after lunch. And Dinner. And Dessert. But cheese I could have anytime, anywhere.

I once read how a talented, less-than-perfect-appearing actress lost weight by “breaking up with cheese”.  Poor thing.

For me, Chocolate is like a lover and Cheese is my friend.

To My Dear Friend, Cheese,

Could we ever part? I like you when you are cold, I love you when you are warm. I like you with wine, I like you atop a MacIntosh apple. I like you floating in a soup, I like you deep fried with sauce.  I like you melted over warm crispy bread.  You have many forms, and I have not found a version of you I don’t so enjoy.  Thank you for your comfort and nourishment.

Love Always,

Madeleine

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Hey Chocolate,

It’s me. Last night was hot and delicious!

I can’t quit thinking about you.

You free for lunch? dinner?

Hope 2 C U soon?!

I want you,

M

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We all have varying relationships with food.  Some are healthy, some are pathological. As with any relationship, knowledge, communication, balance and boundaries are key.

4 comments on “RANT: Cheese and Chocolate

  1. themuffinmyth
    August 25, 2012

    Oh yeah, you said it, sister! I’d seriously eat nothing but white bread, chocolate, and cheese if I could get away with it. But I can’t, so I won’t. 🙂

    • rantsrulesandrecipes
      August 26, 2012

      I Hear ya! The “Rants” are for me to explore food issues with which I struggle or that annoy me!

  2. biggsis
    October 8, 2012

    I have given up cheese for a while (supporting my husband in a quest to get rid of microscopic colitis), but I don’t think I could give up chocolate. It is indeed like a lover, isn’t it?

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